Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu (2024) came out less than a month ago. If you haven’t seen it, the one fact you probably know about it is that it is incredibly horny. Fans and critics alike agree that Eggers’ newest is not something you should see with grandma because of the film’s overly sexual nature. The townsfolk are horny, the vampire is horny, and even the rats are probably a bit horny.
However, thirsty vampires are nothing new. The horror genre has been neck-deep in sultry bloodsuckers for decades. With just a little digging, you can unearth an orgy amount of steamy flicks to quench your vampiric desires. Whether it’s graphic, pulse-quickening scenes or characters with an unquenchable thirst (for blood and more), there’s plenty to sink your teeth into. Of course, searching for “horny vampire” might lead you down some, let’s say, interesting rabbit holes. But fear not, I’ve compiled a list that won’t leave you in the dark…and might just have you begging to be bitten.
Daughters of Darkness (1971)
Streaming on AMC+, Fawesome, Fandango at Home, Shudder, and Tubi
Daughters of Darkness (1971) is the ultimate thirsty vampire flick, dripping with seduction and sass. Delphine Seyrig absolutely slays as the sultry Countess of Bathory, turning the Belgian seaside into her own personal buffet of blood and bad decisions. With its killer mix of gothic vibes, steamy drama, and a score that hits all the right notes, this movie knows how to bite…and not just in the neck. It’s a blood-soaked cocktail of desire, power plays, and deadly charm that’ll leave you saying, “Bite me, Countess!” Perfect for your next fang-cy movie night.
Blacula (1972)
Streaming on Brown Sugar, Pluto TV, The Roku Channel, and Tubi
Blacula may not be dripping with the sexy, steamy vibes of other vampire flicks. However, William Marshall’s sheer sex appeal stakes its claim as a horny classic. Marshall’s smooth baritone voice alone could seduce anyone (he’s basically ASMR with fangs). Add his commanding presence and regal swagger, and you’ll be swooning faster than his victims. Sure, it’s campy and dated, but Blacula is all about charisma, and Marshall’s got it in buckets. If you’re into vampires with killer charm, this movie deserves a bite of your attention.
The Hunger (1983)
Streaming on VOD
The Hunger (1983) is the ultimate horny vampire vibe check. Catherine Deneuve and David Bowie play immortal, impossibly hot lovers who seduce Susan Sarandon in a love triangle so steamy it practically bites. This movie is horny for lust, horny for blood, and horny for eternal youth…all wrapped up in 80s glam and gothic chic. The chemistry? Electric. The visuals? Drop-dead gorgeous. If you’re craving a vampire flick that’s equal parts haunting and horny, The Hunger is the thirst trap you need.
Thirst (2009)
Streaming on VOD
Thirst is a South Korean vampire flick that takes horny to a whole new level (like, fang-panting, blood-pumping levels). Directed by Park Chan-wook, this steamy masterpiece mixes forbidden love, religion, and vampiric lust into one sinful cocktail. The sex scenes? Let’s just say they’re hot enough to make even Dracula blush. Playing a vampire priest, Song Kang-Ho reconnects with an old friend and soon discovers his desire for blood is only his friend’s biggest turn on. It’s dark, twisted, and unapologetically horny, proving that vampires don’t just want your blood…they want to get real close while they’re at it.
What We Do in the Shadows (2019-2024)
Streaming on Disney+, Hulu, and Sling
Even though it’s a TV show and a comedy, What We Do in the Shadows deserves a top spot on the horny vampire list…no stakes required. Two of the main characters, Nadja and Laszlo, are the ultimate undead couple goals, proving eternal love is also eternally freaky. From hosting the biggest vampire orgy of the century to Nadja’s naughty vagina painting, these two always have sex on the brain. Their chemistry is hotter than sunlight, and their insatiable lust (for each other and sometimes others) is undead romance at its horniest.
Nosferatu is now available on VOD.
