Reviews

The Mean One // A Hallmark Holiday Horror Mashup

The Mean One is THE Grinch parody that has had us all curious for a few months. We were promised David Howard Thornton (Art the Clown of Terrifier and Terrifier 2) causing Christmas chaos as the green menace, one of Dr. Seuss’ most popular characters. However, The Mean One is also an ultra-independent (and completely unauthorized) parody of Hallmark / Lifetime holiday films.

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Unidentified Objects // A movie review

I recently took an impromptu road trip to Colorado with my partner. I love road trips. I can never succinctly or eloquently say why other than to say I love the freedom of being able to just drive and escape whatever it is that’s mentally troubling me. Travel is a great band-aid to my hurt soul and my mental health. It doesn’t cure, and I can’t ever completely escape it, but it’s a wonderful break.

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Satanic Hispanics // Panic at the Satanic Disco

Satanic Hispanics! Okay, so I had trouble saying this out loud ten times fast. I heard that if you said it ten times in front of a broken mirror, then “The Traveler” would appear. Or maybe that’s just my sister messing with me. Either way, this movie is bonkers and I cannot wait for you all to watch it. Just in time for Hispanic Heritage Month, Satanic Hispanics is premiering at Fantastic Fest and I just want to say, “Me siento muy… excited!”

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Hulu’s “Prey” // Triggering fragile man-babies one viewing at a time

What can I say about the newest installment in the Predator series, Prey? I loved it and am watching it again and again and having myself a little intergalactic movie marathon. Directed by Dan Trachtenberg and written by Trachtenberg and Patrick Aison, the film follows a young woman of the Comanche Nation 300 years ago.

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