Reviews

Scary Movie (2026) Review // A Family Reunion You Can’t Escape

The Wayans and Company have returned to their franchise with Scary Movie (2026). As someone who is anti-Columbusing the work of Black creatives, and someone who suffered through the entire franchise recently, I was rooting for them. As a 90s kid who grew up watching the Wayans family build a comedic empire, it’s hard not […]

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Scary Movie 4 Review // New Lows Have Been Found

This Scary Movie train has pulled into the station for the fourth installment. This one sees David Zucker’s return as director. However, Craig Mazin and Pat Proft are joined by the late Jim Abrahams on the screenplay this time out. While they are all probably lovely individuals, Scary Movie 4 seems even more removed from

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Scary Movie 3 Review // Everybody’s So Creative!

I recently discovered that Scary Movie 3 is when the Wayans Dynasty exited the franchise. This felt like the Pepsi challenge in that I’m not a fan of either project, but I had braced myself for one brand and got something different. This installment is directed by David Zucker. Zucker was responsible for 1980s comedies

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Scary Movie 2 Review // It’s Haunted Alright

Scary Movie 2 is less focused, sharp, and interesting than its predecessor. The Wayans and company revive all of their lead characters and send them to college. Instead of staying in Scream’s light this one feels more scattershot. To be fair, they lampooned the first two films already. Anyways, Cindy Campbell (Anna Faris) and her

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Scary Movie (2000) Review // The Meeks Are Where It’s At

I skipped Scary Movie when it hit theaters and video rental stores. By 2000, I realized most horror comedies were geared toward frat boys. Meaning there would be a bunch of dick jokes and stereotypes that I wouldn’t have a good time with. Luckily, things have shifted, and more filmmakers who understand what that subgenre

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Frankie, Maniac Woman // Humor and Blood: Salem Horror Fest 2026 Review

I love it when women swerve into male-dominated lanes. That’s why I was so excited to catch Frankie, Maniac Woman at Salem Horror Fest. All I knew about the movie was that Frankie was different, in the violent kind of way. That was enough for me. Kat (my co-host) and I power walked down the

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Killer Whale

Killer Whale Review // Can We Please Utilize The Animal?

Many sub-genres of aquatic malarkey have spawned from Sharksploitation. The market for this stuff will never not be ripe. Fans look to these movies for the ridiculousness they’re known for. However, Jo-Anne Brechin’s Killer Whale is overly virtuous, and ditches the B-horror life vest without a marina to dock up on. These movies don’t float

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